TALK ABOUT STUPIDITY...

[ZOSicK]

1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

[NOS4EVER]

and only in america hot rods are made:afro:

[ZOSicK]

Originally posted by NOS FOR EVER
and only in america hot rods are made:afro:

u got that right :bigok:

[a38836]

:lmao:

[G??g??|?]

Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

heard this one alot..specially in movies :D

[ZOSicK]

Originally posted by GãÑg˧¯|¯Ä
Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

heard this one alot..specially in movies :D


:lmao:

[Black Z]

:lmao: :lmao:

[west coast]

:lmao: :bigok: :booty:

[CoRoLLa Si]

Originally posted by NOS FOR EVER
and only in america hot rods are made:afro:
very good point

[vette4ever]

heheh gooood point:bigok:

[designo]

they asked this american on the street.. "where is the WEST BANK?"

do you know what he said? he looked at the interviewer and went...

:grin: :laughing2 "This is a trick question right? But I bet it aint the west coast!!"

:lmao:

[designo]

i was sitting next to an american girl on the plane, she asked me where i was from, so i said Bahrain. She asked me if that was OUT WEST??? i said no its not and showed her my CPR card.

She looked at it and slapped her head, and she said.. " I NEVER KNEW WE HAD A STATE CALLED BAHRAIN"!!!!!!!

:pat:

[Thug Life]

hahahahahaha they are really stupid

but when they work on a car they turn into a proffesors

only in america u can wach the girl's naked:bigok:

[ZOSicK]

Originally posted by designo
i was sitting next to an american girl on the plane, she asked me where i was from, so i said Bahrain. She asked me if that was OUT WEST??? i said no its not and showed her my CPR card.

She looked at it and slapped her head, and she said.. " I NEVER KNEW WE HAD A STATE CALLED BAHRAIN"!!!!!!!

:pat:

:lmao: :screwy: :smilielol:

[west coast]

Originally posted by designo
i was sitting next to an american girl on the plane, she asked me where i was from, so i said Bahrain. She asked me if that was OUT WEST??? i said no its not and showed her my CPR card.

She looked at it and slapped her head, and she said.. " I NEVER KNEW WE HAD A STATE CALLED BAHRAIN"!!!!!!!

:pat:

hahahahahaha tell her we dont want to be some crapy american state

[BORN 2 EXLR8]

9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'


hahahahahaahhaahahahahahahaha

lool :afro:

[CoRoLLa Si]

only in america u can wach the girl's naked:bigok: [/B]
baaal, bas hai ally etfakron feh:booty:

[Thug Life]

Originally posted by CoRoLLa Si
baaal, bas hai ally etfakron feh:booty:

ahahahahaaha

by the way I saw crusing in 3adleyah befor hour maybe

[Black Z]

Originally posted by Thug Life
ahahahahaaha

by the way I saw crusing in 3adleyah befor hour maybe

yo thugie ol'pal....wussup...

I'm still waiting for your car pics so I can work on a new signature for ya...

Vot for black Z for more sigs and fun:tongue:

:lildevil:

[CoRoLLa Si]

by the way I saw crusing in 3adleyah befor hour maybe [/B]
who me??

[Thug Life]

Originally posted by CoRoLLa Si
who me??

no my mother

OF COURSE U :motz2: :motz2:

[Thug Life]

Originally posted by Black Z
yo thugie ol'pal....wussup...

I'm still waiting for your car pics so I can work on a new signature for ya...

Vot for black Z for more sigs and fun:tongue:

:lildevil:

sorry bro but I vote designo :confused: :confused:

[CoRoLLa Si]

Originally posted by Thug Life
no my mother

OF COURSE U :motz2: :motz2:
i didnt gone to adlya today, and i`m at home since 4:45 before the athan

[Thug Life]

Originally posted by CoRoLLa Si
i didnt gone to adlya today, and i`m at home since 4:45 before the athan

is there is another car copy u'rs?

cuz I saw u'rs in 3adleyah today in I think about 4.30

[CoRoLLa Si]

no way

[Thug Life]

Originally posted by CoRoLLa Si
no way

I saw u yesterday behind dairy queen el salmanyeh

[CoRoLLa Si]

we had a meet yesterday la, GULFGT.COM meet, i were there black ss tag black z......etc

[Striker]

AHAHA :lmao:


Thug r u alright they said that they went 2 Dairy didnt u know that