AD AL-MANNAI
July 23rd, 2004, 11:05 AM
Lesson One:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I
also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered:
"Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the eagle, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox
appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson?
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very high up.
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Lesson Two:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be
able to get to the top of that tree, " sighed the
turkey, " but I haven't got the energy. "Well, why
don't you nibble on some of my dropping?" replied the
bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey
pecked at a lump of dung, found it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he
reached the second branch. Finally after the fourth
night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon, he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot
the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson?
Bull **** might get you to the top, but it won't keep
you there.
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Lesson Three:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was
so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a
large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by
and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay
there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how
warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He
lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing
for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came
to investigate. Following the sound, the cat
discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson?
1)Not everyone who ***** on you is your enemy.
2)Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your
friend.
3)And when you're in deep ****, it's best to keep your
mouth shut!
This ends your management course.
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Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.
- G.K. Chesterton
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I
also sit like you and do nothing?" The eagle answered:
"Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground
below the eagle, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox
appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Management Lesson?
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting
very, very high up.
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--
Lesson Two:
A turkey was chatting with a bull. "I would love to be
able to get to the top of that tree, " sighed the
turkey, " but I haven't got the energy. "Well, why
don't you nibble on some of my dropping?" replied the
bull. "They're packed with nutrients." The turkey
pecked at a lump of dung, found it actually gave him
enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the
tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he
reached the second branch. Finally after the fourth
night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
Soon, he was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot
the turkey out of the tree.
Management Lesson?
Bull **** might get you to the top, but it won't keep
you there.
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--
Lesson Three:
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was
so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground in a
large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by
and dropped some dung on it. As the frozen bird lay
there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how
warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He
lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing
for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came
to investigate. Following the sound, the cat
discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and
promptly dug him out and ate him.
Management Lesson?
1)Not everyone who ***** on you is your enemy.
2)Not everyone who gets you out of **** is your
friend.
3)And when you're in deep ****, it's best to keep your
mouth shut!
This ends your management course.
=====
Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly.
- G.K. Chesterton