men better than women

[SOFIA]

First, here are some questions and answers.

What did God say after creating man?
I can do much better, and He created woman.

What do you understand, when you see a well-dressed man?
That his wife is good at picking out clothes.

Why will 'only 10%' of men go to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would become Hell.

What do men and mascara have in common?
They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Why did God create man before woman?
Because He wanted a rough draft before creating His masterpiece.

now girls what do u think :crazy:

[7amad 26688]

HaTer :whack:

Why will 'only 10%' of men go to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would become Hell.

but i have to admit that was funny hehehehe :D but still :whack: hater heheh

[ZOSicK]

What do you understand, when you see a well-dressed man?
That his wife is good at picking out clothes.

what he was single and had no family at all :naughty:

[JonnybravoM3]

:hmmm:

Got one thing to say.... you women may be better in a lotta stuff... but u aint better drivers! thats 4 sure....

[SOFIA]

well guys u have to admit it...
u r not good without us:crazy:
and u still go crazy without us :)

[Striker]

women r dumber than men and that is proven!!!!! :laf:

[MaRtPoPeYe]

hey we aint dumber than u
u wudnt b here if it wernt 4 us

[SS_spirit]

Well....I have to admit...




We can't live without Women....:hot:

[Striker]

i know that i wouldnt be here without u women!!!



all am saying that women r dumber than men


3agel el mara a9`3ar men 3agel el rayal!!

ask ur dad bout tha above sentence i wrote and he will agree on that :up:

[MaRtPoPeYe]

evry1 has there weekness and strengh u mayb dumb if ur a man or a woman

[Striker]

u didnt get it !!!




just ask ur dad and he will tell u


3agel el mara a9`3ar men 3agel el rayal!!

[MaRtPoPeYe]

nevr mind .. i'll ask later

[7amad 26688]

:hmmm:

Got one thing to say.... you women may be better in a lotta stuff... but u aint better drivers! thats 4 sure....

haha u got that right bro :D

[SOFIA]

:hmmm:

Got one thing to say.... you women may be better in a lotta stuff... but u aint better drivers! thats 4 sure....

dont be sure man and look around :crazy:

[Striker]

dont be sure man and look around :crazy:


we already looked

most of tha girls cause accident

i almost died cause of a stupid woman driving!!!!

[SOFIA]

we already looked

most of tha girls cause accident

i almost died cause of a stupid woman driving!!!!

and 96% of the smart guys die in car accident!!

:thinking: why not womens!

[Striker]

and 96% of the smart guys die in car accident!!

:thinking: why not womens!


yaa sure thing!!!!!

[Silver SS]

Nice thread :up2:

[SOFIA]

thansk :kiss:

[Silver SS]

your welcome sweety :up2:

[ls4o0]

i dont think men are better then woman in anything or woman are better then men in a thing the only good thing we do that u dont is aim when we pee

[Black Z]

LOVE IS IN THE AIR................. :dance:

[Silver SS]

LOVE IS IN THE AIR................. :dance:

Good one :up2:

[Leo]

What did God say after creating man?
I can do much better, and He created woman.

Why did God create man before woman?
Because He wanted a rough draft before creating His masterpiece.


Now isn't that so true… amazing Sofia

[SOFIA]

anytime LEO

and u guys be ready :crazy:

[4ced]

mushkela is after we all go to work everyday, work our asses off, we spend on you, while all you do is sit at home and say buy me this buy me that, you sit and write funny jokes to actually make an imaginary world where you think you are actually worth something more than us, when in reality you are just basically our add on, an accessory, an attatchment that doesnt serve more purpose than sexual enjoyment, looking good, taking care of the babies and cooking (which actually, men can do better, look at the top chefs in all the restaurants, all men) :thinking2

j/k :D women, cant live with em, cant live without em :up2: the passion of life, if there were no women life would be kinda... umm... gay

yala guys and girls get over your differences theres no one better, we need both to survive and enjoy life :up2:

[un_loco]

That's why he gave them PMS, Birth issues, Waxing & shaving, and all the other interesting PAINFUL issues they live by. :blink:
Sure, they're better than men. :laf:

[Kayman]

i love a lactating woman :smilelol:

[JonnybravoM3]

dont be sure man and look around :crazy:

O.K. sorry for the late reply here! hehe... bas its soo annoying when ur on an 80 road... you have a woman who can barely reach the steering wheel whos hanging on it with both arms and as a result she can barely reach the pedals... she's goin like 60.. and ur like "yalla move!" you keep your distance behind (not tailgating... hate that)... maybe a quick flash or 2 with the headlights... and she still aint movin!!!

now THAT IS FRUSTRATING AS HELL!! ya3ny i can overtake from the slow lane.. bas 1st its illegal (like i care about that haha) but 2nd, when i try to do that, THATS WHEN THEY SWITCH LANES! so i dont wanna take the risk...

my mom for example.. she's an excellent driver...(and so she thinks).. she's been drivin since she was 9 and learnt in Beirut (born and raised there)... bas when i follow her somewhere its like she thinks that the white dotted lines (lane dividers) on the highway have to run down the middle of the car rather than on both sides of the car, if u know what i mean...so its like she's takin half of 2 lanes!!! is that drivin? haha... no...!!

yalla you show up to the car show and all the guys in the forum will just you on ur driving... shrayach sofia? :banana:


sorry i need to add something last minute... BLACK330 - dude sorry bas uve got issues! thats some sick sh*t.. haha

2nd- I'm not arguing with the fact that we need women! we do! as the famous saying goes... "Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife."

Seriously, even without them the guy who discovered a cure for headaches wouldnt have made any money!

sorry girls... just foolin around! no disrespect! love all women! :deejay:

[-Hussain-]

What do men and mascara have in common?

mishkil mishkil :bounce:

[ENIGMA.com]

well guys u have to admit it...
u r not good without us:crazy:
and u still go crazy without us :)

that's where women have gotten us. :kid:

[CapRicon]

Well said guys ... :devil3:

[people s**t]

girls give me one name only one women role one country in this world?

[7amad 26688]

girls give me one name only one women role one country in this world?


:devil3: england is ruled by elazabith i think if shes still alive ... :musik:

[people s**t]

one only as u said ok lets say there r 5 ok what about the others men rules lol

but al of us love em so so so much

[JonnybravoM3]

:devil3: england is ruled by elazabith i think if shes still alive ... :musik:


UMM.... DUDE, Tony Blair rules England..Elizabeth is just a figure-head.... she's got no power at all...

ok, we had Indira Ghandi who ruled India... thats one woman..

[SOFIA]

OK JonnybravoM3.....
i know that i'm late here 2!! but i just want to make onething clear for u..
u cant say all the womens r bad in driving! well i admit when i drive behind women i just go crazy! but not all of them!
i cant say i'm good and i will never say it...
but i can say i'm better!

about the car show!
well u know nothing! i'm crazy about cars and i would love to be there but when we think of it that this car show will be in Bahrain! and around 200 or lets say 400guy will be there!! its hard!

but inshallah one day u gonna see how i drive my baby! and dont worry i'm crazy in road! i drive over 230!
so i guess i'm the one who gonna be botherd if i drive behind u:crazy: j.k

[ENIGMA.com]

u guys forgot Benazir Bhutto, she ruled Pakistan, New Zealand and Sri Lanka have female rulers as well

[4ced]

the states is also ruled by a girl currently

[CapRicon]

the states is also ruled by a girl currently

and ... who is she?

:thinking2

[4ced]

george bush................

[ENIGMA.com]

humans not monkeys 4ced, please stay with the topic

[Striker]

Women are Sexy and men are ugly


end of discussion


capische!!

[JonnybravoM3]

u guys forgot Benazir Bhutto, she ruled Pakistan, New Zealand and Sri Lanka have female rulers as well


Phillippines as well bro...

[Striker]

Phillippines as well bro...



:pow:

what are you talking about!!


German chix are :devil3:

[Z28 Girl]

أنا احتج واشجب واستنكر

وبس سلامتكم
:english:

[JonnybravoM3]

:pow:

what are you talking about!!


German chix are :devil3:


dude i'm not talkin bout sexy. i'm sayin that the philippines has a female ruler... we were discussing that topic...

no speaking of sexy, i know some German girls who are... but not too many.. lotta them are into drugs n hard techno n gothic sh*t....

i prefer Scandinavians (Danish, Swedish, Norweigen)... da best! oh and Lebanese and Persian!

bas this is soo last yr... we've already discussed this stuff on GGT.... :lildevil:

[JonnybravoM3]

أنا احتج واشجب واستنكر

وبس سلامتكم
:english:


Allah y salmik... :up:

[JonnybravoM3]

OK JonnybravoM3.....
i know that i'm late here 2!! but i just want to make onething clear for u..
u cant say all the womens r bad in driving! well i admit when i drive behind women i just go crazy! but not all of them!
i cant say i'm good and i will never say it...
but i can say i'm better!

about the car show!
well u know nothing! i'm crazy about cars and i would love to be there but when we think of it that this car show will be in Bahrain! and around 200 or lets say 400guy will be there!! its hard!

but inshallah one day u gonna see how i drive my baby! and dont worry i'm crazy in road! i drive over 230!
so i guess i'm the one who gonna be botherd if i drive behind u:crazy: j.k


Sofia - yeh ur right.. i know some women are good drivers... very rare to find.. but they DO exist.. i'm not arguin with that...

about the car show... yeh i see your point.. would be nice if you girls did stop by for a bit though.. just say hi.. and check out the rides.. i know there will be like a million guys... akeed more than girls... (so if you decided not to come then we all understand why)...

3rd - what car do you drive by the way? coz i think i smell a challenge comin on... do you drag? hehe.. yeh i'm sure ull get annoyed driving behind me... coz i usually cruise at 140 on saudi causeway... and 120 on other roads... and if ur goin 200 then ull deffinately want me to move... !! but guess what... I NEVER MOVE!! haha.. if you flash me, or tailgate me, i'll just shift down and floor it.. (no disrespect.. thats just me!)...

laa bas lookin forward to seein ur drivin skills soon... ur prob. sleepin now. so i'm gonna say sweet dreamz! :cheers:

[ENIGMA.com]

:pow:

what are you talking about!!


German chix are :devil3:


SHUT UP JUST SHUUUT UPP OKAY???!?!? before I liet JB over here whack ya dead on your feet :pow:

[Striker]

dude i'm not talkin bout sexy. i'm sayin that the philippines has a female ruler... we were discussing that topic...

no speaking of sexy, i know some German girls who are... but not too many.. lotta them are into drugs n hard techno n gothic sh*t....

i prefer Scandinavians (Danish, Swedish, Norweigen)... da best! oh and Lebanese and Persian!

bas this is soo last yr... we've already discussed this stuff on GGT.... :lildevil:



you do !!!


heeeey hook me up with em :naughty: :yumyum:

you got the perfect taste!!!

[Striker]

SHUT UP JUST SHUUUT UPP OKAY???!?!? before I liet JB over here whack ya dead on your feet :pow:


how tha hell can i be dead on my feet??? :pow: STUPID!! :whip:



Sharaaap just sharaap sharaaap, sharaaap just sharaap sharaaaaap

[SOFIA]

Sofia -
yeh i'm sure ull get annoyed driving behind me... coz i usually cruise at 140 on saudi causeway... and 120 on other roads... and if ur goin 200 then ull deffinately want me to move... !! but guess what... I NEVER MOVE!! haha.. if you flash me, or tailgate me, i'll just shift down and floor it.. (no disrespect.. thats just me!)...
:cheers:

so u dont move!! ok guess what! if u do it i will just go in front of u and stop driving! ((140-0)) to let u hit my car :crazy:

[ENIGMA.com]

now that's an ACCIDENT WANTING TO HAPPEN :crazy:

[JonnybravoM3]

so u dont move!! ok guess what! if u do it i will just go in front of u and stop driving! ((140-0)) to let u hit my car :crazy:


dont forget i'm a lawyer! hehe.. i'll make it ur fault and not mine..lol...

bas you never told me what car you drive?

[Silver SS]

:laf:..... JB you are nasty

[un_loco]

A beautiful future for mankind. :dot:

[Striker]

JB :up: ya da man!

[ENIGMA.com]

dont forget i'm a lawyer! hehe.. i'll make it ur fault and not mine..lol...

bas you never told me what car you drive?

damn I never knew you had that much power man :laf: :bump:

[JonnybravoM3]

damn I never knew you had that much power man :laf: :bump:


eeee 3aad what do u expect? i'm a man!! lol... :laf:

[Silver SS]

and a very Handsome man :crazy:

[4ced]

silver, did you go down that road too? :blink:

black z affecting you huh? :D

[un_loco]

What was the story here again? :confused: