missing husband

[SOFIA]

A wife went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.
The policeman asked for a description.
She said, "He's 35 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.
" The next-door neighbor protested, "Your husband is 5 foot 4, chubby, bald, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children."
The wife replied, "Yes, but who wants HIM back? :devil:

I want a different one." :(

[LuminaSS_73]

hahahaha thats a good one
thanx sis

[SOFIA]

u r welcome :)

[JDM tuner]

nice one ,thnx sis.

[SOFIA]

:) glad u like it

[ENIGMA.com]

nice one sis :up2:

[Farawla]

eheh..that's so funny & cool ..

:thanks: sis...

[4ced]

these two guys, a lebanese and a saudi both lost their wives and were both at the police station at the same time to report them missing.

The saudi guy said, shes 5 foot 2, a bit chubby, 42 years old and is wearing a veil over her whole body, only her eyes show.

the policeman says, ok, let me get the details from the lebanese guy then well go look for her.

So the lebanese guy says, shes 6 foot 5, blonde, slim, slightly tanned, blue eyes, wearing a pink top and a short jeans mini-skirt.

so the police officer takes the info down and says, ok mr saudi, lets go look for your wife.

the saudi guy replies, the hell with my wife! lets go look for the lebanese guys wife!

[un_loco]

What kind of idiot would go looking for his wife if she was missing? :down2:

[ENIGMA.com]

someone HORNY i guess :grin:

[Kayman]

horny saudias, as usual :smilelol:

[ENIGMA.com]

:bounce: :bounce:

[Z28 Girl]

:smilelol: 3ajebah she want diffrent one walah 7alah ..

[ENIGMA.com]

are you talking about SOFIA's or 4ced's

[SOFIA]

:thinking:
ummm i guess the first joke

[ENIGMA.com]

thank god it wasn't the 2nd

[4ced]

aaaaaaah sharraaap enigma youre like the star of the first joke

[ENIGMA.com]

4ced : :owned:

[Leo]

thanks Sofia ...

4ced why u r like this???
why u always have story to tell why??? :dum:

[ENIGMA.com]

coz he's a STORYTELLER?? :lol:

[7amad 26688]

:wave: heheh thanx sofia loved the joke

and 4ced ur joke was umm umm :mrt:

[4ced]

yes leo, didnt you know that i am


:hail:
THE
STORYTELLER
:dowave:

7amad whats up your butt maaaaaaan youre supposed to be on my side :mrt:

[ENIGMA.com]

:nono2: (sigh) women :nono2:

[SOFIA]

:wave: heheh thanx sofia loved the joke

and 4ced ur joke was umm umm :mrt:

glad u like it bro :)

[Thug Life]

horny saudias, as usual :smilelol:

hahahhahahahha

nice one sofia girl

bad one 3maroo

[ENIGMA.com]

bad move black330