How to Keep a Woman Happy

[AD AL-MANNAI]

"How to Keep a Woman Happy"
It's not difficult ...
All you have to do is to be:
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
15. A gynecologist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she
goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes



HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY!!! :

1. Leave him in peace, NO Nagging (very, very, very
important).
2. Feed him well.
3. Let him have the remote control.

[-Hussain-]

aaaaaaa :scared:

from that list

it seems that no woman is happy :pat:

[un_loco]

Sorry to disappoint you my friend, but in this country, it's only these points that satisfy the ladies:

1. Rich boy (need I say more)
2. Fancy car (duh)
3. Full a sh it (you have to smell like one too)
4. Treat them like sh it (If you are a decent guy, jump off a building)
5. Size matters (you know they love it)
6. Being materialistic (bling bling baby)
7. Show off as much as possible, so she can go brag to her friends (...)
8. Friend? More like be her enemy to get some (and you know this)
9. Let her screw around as much as she wants (as the girls here
seem to love to smoke, drink, and go clubbing nowadays)
10. More money gets you more punani :blink: (you know it's true)

:laf:

[Silver SS]

that's so cool.. nice list's to both of you :laf:

[un_loco]

that's so cool.. nice list's to both of you :laf:

Thank you. Thank you my brother. :thanku:

[CapRicon]

10. More money gets you more punani :blink: (you know it's true)

:laf:

:confused: what's the punani man ..

[un_loco]

:confused: what's the punani man ..

Uh, it's um, the name of a country? :blink:

[Z28 Girl]

to keep a woman happy it's very simple don't lie or cheat that's it :confused:

easy laaa...

[SOFIA]

WOW in this case u have to work hard guys! :bump:

[un_loco]

to keep a woman happy it's very simple don't lie or cheat that's it :confused:

easy laaa...

Which planet are you from again? :blink:

[Leo]

That's so good am so happy woman…

And he is so happy man I let him have the remote control :laf:

[SOFIA]

to keep a woman happy it's very simple don't lie or cheat that's it :confused:

easy laaa...


well trust me sis they know that! but they post all of this to make an excuse for their self.....

[Dragon55]

:thinking2

i don't like girls too much so i don't need to worry how to keep a woman happy laa :laf:

[un_loco]

well trust me sis they know that! but they post all of this to make an excuse for their self.....

Oh, the wise one has spoken!
Read my post carefully, and please update me on where or what point exactly, IS NOT true. :laf:

[Silver SS]

WOW in this case u have to work hard guys! :bump:
how hard ? :pimp:

[un_loco]

how hard ? :pimp:

speaking of hard, does she mean what I think she means? :pimp:

[Silver SS]

speaking of hard, does she mean what I think she means? :pimp:
Sorry but please have some respect here....

[Striker]

:dot:!!



a simple solution!!


Lie at her about money and stuff!


when you marry her!


mash 3alaiha ay shay!!

isnt that simple!

[Striker]

and besides if a couple really love each other nothing will stand in their way! :up:

[SOFIA]

and besides if a couple really love each other nothing will stand in their way! :up:


i 2nd u in this :up:

[Striker]

i 2nd u in this :up:


wooow some one 2nd me

any 3rd????!? :banana:

[Silver SS]

i couldn't agree more too :pimp:

[Striker]

i couldn't agree more too :pimp:

any more!!.....

[SOFIA]

e right any one else!?

[Leo]

Striker: and besides if a couple really love each other nothing will stand in their way!

When the life come in reality there won't be any magical love that would work with any couple…. It's all dreams and bullshit's

sorry guy's.. i dont agree...

[un_loco]

Sorry but please have some respect here....

Why did I say something wrong? :dot:

[ENIGMA.com]

Which planet are you from again? :blink:

ever heard of the saying "Men are from Mars, and women are from Venus" ???

[un_loco]

ever heard of the saying "Men are from Mars, and women are from Venus" ???

True. Very true.
It's just not my fault that everyone here has misinterpretation issues.

[ENIGMA.com]

well that's your problem. You better do the explainin yourself

[un_loco]

well that's your problem. You better do the explainin yourself

Nah, they can kiss my @ss. :pimp:

[ENIGMA.com]

uh ooh
:tome:

[un_loco]

I didn't say anything wrong, so I don't have anything to worry about.

[ENIGMA.com]

maybe to you but in this site as soon as something wrong is said. You start to get the hint quicker than you expected

[SOFIA]

so ENIGMA... tell me how to make man happy? :crazy:

[Farawla]

3. A lover
13. A stylist
14. A sexologist
26. Warm
29. Intelligent
32. Tender
34. Understanding
46. Be honestImportant things...

guess that was all i can think about for now :naughty:

so anyone with the above thingys.. just pm me :crazy:

[ENIGMA.com]

Farawla: What do u mean by "sexologist" :thinking:

SOFIA: you mean WOMEN right coz then you might be asking the wrong person in that case

[SOFIA]

ummm what about both?

[ENIGMA.com]

don't ask me about BOTH??

but you better tell us what do u want from a MAN (or WOMAN :crazy: )

[Farawla]

Farawla: What do u mean by "sexologist" :thinking:



wt do u think ya3ni?? :p

[ENIGMA.com]

wallahi ma adree I'm not that devilish :devil3: