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vette4ever
November 17th, 2003, 03:32 AM
6 YEAR OLD WISDOM








One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to explain evolution to the children. The teacher asked a little boy.



TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?


TOMMY: Yes.



TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?


TOMMY: Yes.


TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.


TOMMY: Okay. (He returned a few minutes later) Yes, I saw the sky.


TEACHER: Did you see God?


TOMMY: No.


TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see God because he isn't there. He doesn't exist.


A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions. The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:



LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?


TOMMY: Yes.


LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?


TOMMY: Yessssss (getting tired of the questions by this time).


LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?


TOMMY: Yessssss


LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?


TOMMY: Yes


LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?


TOMMY: No


LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!



"FOR WE WALK BY FAITH, NOT BY SIGHT"

a38836
November 17th, 2003, 04:17 AM
:smilielol

G??g??|?
November 17th, 2003, 04:35 AM
:hue:

Black Z
November 17th, 2003, 08:15 AM
not bad Vette...:bigok:

KaLiBuR!?!
November 17th, 2003, 08:16 AM
7alwa 7alwa :lmao:

ZOSicK
November 17th, 2003, 03:47 PM
:smilielol: right to the point :lmao:

designo
November 17th, 2003, 04:10 PM
Three boys come across an old lamp. One of them picks it up and rubs it. A genie comes out and grants them each one wish!

The first boy asks for a ferrari! His wish is granted!

The second boy asks for a lamborghini. His wish is granted.

The third boy asks to be covered in hair from head to toe! The genie asks him WHY???

He replies.. " My mother has a little bit between her legs and u should see the cars parked outside our house every night!! " :naughty:

Farawla
November 17th, 2003, 06:01 PM
ehhe.. 7elwa.. :lmao: :dance: i liked them