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SOFIA
October 23rd, 2004, 08:59 AM
Why Men can't win...
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore
akeed u like it this time :laf:
Silver SS
October 23rd, 2004, 10:25 AM
:laf:..that was very good and true
ZOSicK
October 23rd, 2004, 12:58 PM
true true :grin:
7amad 26688
October 23rd, 2004, 01:08 PM
:blink: True
CUSTOMVTX
October 23rd, 2004, 01:38 PM
and that is the exact reason why i do whatever i want, cause there is no way in hell you can keep them happy for more than a couple of seconds... :banghead:
SOFIA
October 23rd, 2004, 01:41 PM
and that is the exact reason why i do whatever i want, cause there is no way in hell you can keep them happy for more than a couple of seconds... :banghead:
hehehehehehehe!!! thats why its good to buy car better than get married :afro:
BLOODLINE
October 23rd, 2004, 03:10 PM
good one :grin:
designo
October 23rd, 2004, 03:11 PM
dont buy a car and get married!
you will have to live a constant life of fight between them ! Unfortunately, the car always wins!
SOFIA
October 23rd, 2004, 03:12 PM
dont buy a car and get married!
you will have to live a constant life of fight between them ! Unfortunately, the car always wins!
:party1: :party1: i love cars :party1: :party1:
///M Power
October 23rd, 2004, 03:34 PM
:party1: :party1: i love cars :party1: :party1:
then ur lucky.. cuz u wont have to think bout both (girls and cars), and ur husband will buy u, ur dream car... :mumble:
SOFIA
October 23rd, 2004, 03:38 PM
then ur lucky.. cuz u wont have to think bout both (girls and cars), and ur husband will buy u, ur dream car... :mumble:
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! kelash i will WAIT!!
la i already DID :dance: and i dont need him to buy me a car
///M Power
October 23rd, 2004, 03:44 PM
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! kelash i will WAIT!!
la i already DID :dance: and i dont need him to buy me a car
:damnit: which is....
SOFIA
October 23rd, 2004, 03:47 PM
:damnit: which is....
i dont remember:thinking:
Silver SS
October 23rd, 2004, 03:57 PM
dont buy a car and get married!
the car always wins!
so true :up2:
7amad 26688
October 23rd, 2004, 04:20 PM
i dont remember:thinking:
:smilelol:
SOFIA
October 23rd, 2004, 05:04 PM
9ij :laf:
shhhh quite 7amad! i dont wanna lie!
7amad 26688
October 23rd, 2004, 05:06 PM
9ij :laf:
shhhh quite 7amad! i dont wanna lie!
:blink: :blink:
SOFIA
October 23rd, 2004, 05:58 PM
so u men cant win ha :laf:
7amad 26688
October 23rd, 2004, 06:00 PM
so u men cant win ha :laf:
yes we can :hyper:
Z28 Girl
October 23rd, 2004, 06:02 PM
الأعتراف بالحف فضيله
:up2:
SOFIA
October 23rd, 2004, 06:02 PM
yes we can :hyper:
yalla la! win :laf:
7amad 26688
October 23rd, 2004, 06:03 PM
yalla la! win :laf:
im winning im winning :hyper:
mrai_dubai
October 23rd, 2004, 06:11 PM
Sofia....true true...thanx sis thats a good one.... :laf:
So car or marriage??? :confused:
SOFIA
October 23rd, 2004, 06:17 PM
Sofia....true true...thanx sis thats a good one.... :laf:
So car or marriage??? :confused:
CAR
///M Power
October 23rd, 2004, 06:21 PM
im winning im winning :hyper:
:wavey: i won u in wining.. so does that mean ina i win ???? :hyper:
7amad 26688
October 23rd, 2004, 06:25 PM
:wavey: i won u in wining.. so does that mean ina i win ???? :hyper:
:damnit:
///M Power
October 23rd, 2004, 06:37 PM
:damnit:
:bounce:...
ENIGMA.com
October 23rd, 2004, 07:08 PM
SOFIA. I have a question, it may offend but here it goes
are you :queer:?
///M Power
October 23rd, 2004, 07:14 PM
SOFIA. I have a question, it may offend but here it goes
are you :queer:?
9ig qaleeel el2adab... ter'6a someone talks to ur sister this way... :chairs:
ENIGMA.com
October 23rd, 2004, 07:15 PM
ummmmmmmmm...............................I'll come back to you on that :grin:
///M Power
October 23rd, 2004, 07:17 PM
ummmmmmmmm...............................I'll come back to you on that :grin:
no need.. i dont wanna smell ur breathe and odor.. so plz.. go to hell :D
ENIGMA.com
October 23rd, 2004, 07:18 PM
you want to hear it in person?? man ur LAME
7amad 26688
October 23rd, 2004, 07:21 PM
:blink: enigma man u really suck
please respect girls ,,, u tell a girl ur queer? 3aib tara
and sofia is our mod so she gains respect from us
:whip: u sorry loser ***
iskit :bounce:
ENIGMA.com
October 23rd, 2004, 07:23 PM
e7m e7m I said it would offend so I expected this to happen. And besides I don't know what is the deal with being called queer (unless ur 4ced) aren't they humans?
ENIGMA.com
October 23rd, 2004, 07:25 PM
BTW Sofia keep up with the anti-Male threads. It makes me laugh too hard to imagine
7amad 26688
October 23rd, 2004, 07:26 PM
u would fell ok if someone called ur sister queer? 3aib
:blink: bas stop it
back to topic
mrai_dubai
October 23rd, 2004, 07:26 PM
النساء والرجال مساويون! الرجال ليسوا أفضل من النساء. . . . . . النساء لسن أفضل ثمّ رجال! رجاء إحترم! :puter: my opinion GGT members! :dance:
mrai_dubai
October 23rd, 2004, 07:29 PM
Enigma....bro chilll out plz watch ur language...u dont calll a girl queer...plz give respect to women here....its not goood to say that....7aram! :)
No off-topic...back to Topic plz like 7amad posted! :)
SOFIA
October 23rd, 2004, 11:37 PM
i think the guys here reply enough! so i wont ADD more THINGS!!
THANKS GUYS AND WALLAH I WAS REALLY HAPPY WHILE I WAS READING UR REPLYES :)
Silver SS
October 24th, 2004, 01:33 AM
:thinking: meaning????
7amad 26688
October 24th, 2004, 01:59 AM
:thinking: meaning????
she loves us ? :blink:
Bu Fahood
October 24th, 2004, 02:24 AM
Why Men can't win...
If you work too hard, there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, it's exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay, you should get off your butt and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, it's favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're insensitive.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're an egotist.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore
akeed u like it this time :laf:
No girls No wifes No mariage No more children. we dont need them.
Cars for ever . :headbang:
and we can get girls if we want . sexy car +cute driver = :hot:
people s**t
October 24th, 2004, 02:26 AM
dont get marrid just buy nice car and change her every single week
7amad 26688
October 24th, 2004, 02:26 AM
No girls No wifes No mariage No more children. we dont need them.
Cars for ever . :headbang:
and we can get girls if we want . sexy car +cute driver = :hot:
:up2:
but u sexy driver? :blink:
:smilelol:
SOFIA
October 24th, 2004, 02:31 AM
dont get marrid just buy nice car and change her every single week
RIGHT......RIGHT
people s**t
October 24th, 2004, 02:33 AM
wala thats wut everybody do 2 keep up with the cars fashion
SOFIA
October 24th, 2004, 02:34 AM
i love cars :crazy:
Bu Fahood
October 24th, 2004, 02:35 AM
:up2:
but u sexy driver? :blink:
:smilelol:
:thinking: ummm.... u can say that :headbang:
Bu Fahood
October 24th, 2004, 02:37 AM
i love cars :crazy:
so do i
cars are in my blood :beating:
red and proud
October 24th, 2004, 02:38 AM
we always win.. what u said shows that girls r annoying, stupid, demanding, and never thank god 4 what they have... they r gready :p
7amad 26688
October 24th, 2004, 02:42 AM
we always win.. what u said shows that girls r annoying, stupid, demanding, and never thank god 4 what they have... they r gready :p
:stupid:
SOFIA
October 24th, 2004, 02:43 AM
so do i
cars are in my blood :beating:
me 2 :doom:
SAMoloGY
October 24th, 2004, 02:44 AM
No girls No wifes No mariage No more children. we dont need them.
Cars for ever . :headbang:
and we can get girls if we want . sexy car +cute driver = :hot:
ur driver is sexy???? :blink:
7amad 26688
October 24th, 2004, 02:46 AM
ur driver is sexy???? :blink:
hes my driver and i call him BABO from now on :pointlaf:
Bu Fahood
October 24th, 2004, 02:46 AM
ur driver is sexy???? :blink:
sorry i didnt get u :thinking:
red and proud
October 24th, 2004, 02:46 AM
:chairs: 7amad
BLOODLINE
October 24th, 2004, 02:48 AM
hes my driver and i call him BABO from now on :pointlaf:
babo 7elo ?
3ayal ent shino :whack:
7amad 26688
October 24th, 2004, 02:49 AM
:chairs: 7amad
:stupid:
7amad 26688
October 24th, 2004, 02:50 AM
babo 7elo ?
3ayal ent shino :whack:
u know babo? :blink:
velo?
Bu Fahood
October 24th, 2004, 02:50 AM
hes my driver and i call him BABO from now on :pointlaf:
:suck: :nutkick:
SAMoloGY
October 24th, 2004, 02:51 AM
babo 7elo ?
3ayal ent shino :whack:
i dunno.. u answer...
mr. i know everything :pow:
BLOODLINE
October 24th, 2004, 02:52 AM
u know babo? :blink:
velo?
of corse , the space wagon driver :pat:
SAMoloGY
October 24th, 2004, 02:53 AM
of corse , the space wagon driver :pat:
HOOOWWW DDOOO UUU KKNNOOOWWW AALLL THHIIISSS?? :blink:
BLOODLINE
October 24th, 2004, 02:54 AM
HOOOWWW DDOOO UUU KKNNOOOWWW AALLL THHIIISSS?? :blink:
sure :naughty:
7amad 26688
October 24th, 2004, 02:54 AM
of corse , the space wagon driver :pat:
are u our naighbor? :mumble:
BLOODLINE
October 24th, 2004, 02:55 AM
are u our naighbor? :mumble:
naigbour :smilelol:
way off !!
SAMoloGY
October 24th, 2004, 02:58 AM
naigbour :smilelol:
way off !!
stalker! :ninja:
7amad 26688
October 24th, 2004, 02:58 AM
naigbour :smilelol:
way off !!
then who r U :mumble:
BLOODLINE
October 24th, 2004, 02:59 AM
someone :)
7amad 26688
October 24th, 2004, 03:01 AM
someone :)
:hmmm:
Bu Fahood
October 24th, 2004, 03:02 AM
then who r U :mumble:
velo :blink:
7amad 26688
October 24th, 2004, 03:04 AM
velo :blink:
maybe :blink:
SAMoloGY
October 24th, 2004, 03:05 AM
velo :blink:
hahahahahahahahahahaha.. :stupid:
Bu Fahood
October 24th, 2004, 03:17 AM
hahahahahahahahahahaha.. :stupid:
:chairs:
7amad 26688
October 24th, 2004, 03:18 AM
hes stupid alright
:headbang: bu 5aliiddd
Bu Fahood
October 24th, 2004, 03:22 AM
hes stupid alright
:headbang: bu 5aliiddd
stupid sick parrot
k&n filteeeeeeeeeer :headbang:
twaaaaany fouuuuur :headbang:
SAMoloGY
October 24th, 2004, 03:23 AM
hareeeeeeeeeess :headbang:
at dark friend's maylaaaas :headbang:
7amad 26688
October 24th, 2004, 03:23 AM
stupid sick parrot
k&n filteeeeeeeeeer :headbang:
twaaaaany fouuuuur :headbang:
:stickpok:
7amad 26688
October 24th, 2004, 03:24 AM
hareeeeeeeeeess :headbang:
at dark friend's maylaaaas :headbang:
mafe chair for bu fahooooooooooodd :smilelol:
SAMoloGY
October 24th, 2004, 03:25 AM
:blink: :blink:
SAMoloGY
October 24th, 2004, 03:26 AM
hahahahahahahaha... and his glass brooooookkkee :headbang:
Bu Fahood
October 24th, 2004, 03:27 AM
hareeeeeeeeeess :headbang:
at dark friend's maylaaaas :headbang:
Blackyyy o kabbaab o baaas :headbang:
SAMoloGY
October 24th, 2004, 03:29 AM
Blacckkyy and his Fedaweeeeeeeeeeee :headbang:
Bu Fahood
October 24th, 2004, 03:29 AM
hahahahahahahaha... and his glass brooooookkkee :headbang:
Silver oreo with glaaasss brooookkkeeeeee :duh:
7amad 26688
October 24th, 2004, 03:29 AM
hahahahahahahaha... and his glass brooooookkkee :headbang:
:smilelol:
SAMoloGY
October 24th, 2004, 03:32 AM
Silver oreo with glaaasss brooookkkeeeeee :duh:
really? :blink:
silver oreo with broken glaaaaassssssss :headbang:
Bu Fahood
October 24th, 2004, 03:32 AM
:smilelol:
:blink: :stupid: buu 5aaaliiiid o baaas :dowave:
Bu Fahood
October 24th, 2004, 03:33 AM
really? :blink:
silver oreo with broken glaaaaassssssss :eadbang:
:stupid: go to sleeeeep
ENIGMA.com
October 24th, 2004, 08:14 AM
:thinking: meaning????
WE SUCK in general
///M Power
October 24th, 2004, 02:28 PM
i think the guys here reply enough! so i wont ADD more THINGS!!
THANKS GUYS AND WALLAH I WAS REALLY HAPPY WHILE I WAS READING UR REPLYES :)
:wavey: i defended u first :bounce:
///M Power
October 24th, 2004, 02:30 PM
WE SUCK in general
nono... U suck in general...
Leo
October 24th, 2004, 04:45 PM
When did the man win ever.... he is always a big loser :laf:
7amad 26688
October 24th, 2004, 04:46 PM
When did the man win ever.... he is always a big loser :laf:
which man? :blink:
Leo
October 24th, 2004, 04:49 PM
which man? :blink:
u can be a man after few years baby
7amad 26688
October 24th, 2004, 04:51 PM
u can be a man after few years baby
hey u .. Cat Lover .. im sorry to inform u that
I AM A MAN ok .. what do u think im 12 years old?
yalla go play with ur ugly cats Freak
///M Power
October 24th, 2004, 04:56 PM
hey u .. Cat Lover .. im sorry to inform u that
I AM A MAN ok .. what do u think im 12 years old?
yalla go play with ur ugly cats Freak
:smilelol:
Leo
October 24th, 2004, 04:57 PM
hey u .. Cat Lover .. im sorry to inform u that
I AM A MAN ok .. what do u think im 12 years old?
yalla go play with ur ugly cats Freak
زعلت ؟؟؟
:laf:
u r cute MAN ... happy now..
مانقدرعلى زعل حمودي
7amad 26688
October 24th, 2004, 04:57 PM
زعلت ؟؟؟
:laf:
u r cute MAN ... happy now..
مانقدرعلى زعل حمودي
Chub Ma7achech :blink:
///M Power
October 24th, 2004, 04:59 PM
زعلت ؟؟؟
:laf:
u r cute MAN ... happy now..
مانقدرعلى زعل حمودي
7amadooo cute :kiss:
7amad 26688
October 24th, 2004, 05:00 PM
7amadooo cute :kiss:
:blink:
SAMoloGY
October 24th, 2004, 06:14 PM
yalla... everyone
7amad 26688 :kiss:
7amad 26688
October 24th, 2004, 06:18 PM
:whip: stained wheels
LuminaSS_73
October 24th, 2004, 07:03 PM
dont buy a car and get married!
you will have to live a constant life of fight between them ! Unfortunately, the car always wins!
haha true true :laf:
car always wins :dance:
CUSTOMVTX
October 24th, 2004, 07:07 PM
Sofia....true true...thanx sis thats a good one.... :laf:
So car or marriage??? :confused:
actually, car, bike, and marriage, then have a baby and its car and bike all the way! :king:
she will be too busy with the baby! :laf:
mrai_dubai
October 25th, 2004, 03:48 AM
actually, car, bike, and marriage, then have a baby and its car and bike all the way! :king:
she will be too busy with the baby! :laf:
CustomVTX ..... Sofia wont be tooo happy with tht! :confused: she a gurl who know her cars and loves her cars! :dance:
Bu Fahood
October 25th, 2004, 07:03 AM
u can be a man after few years baby
:smilelol: :smilelol: :laf: :smilelol: :smilelol:
Leo :cheers:
SOFIA
October 25th, 2004, 08:22 AM
CustomVTX ..... Sofia wont be tooo happy with tht! :confused: she a gurl who know her cars and loves her cars! :dance:
right i'm not happy :blink:
///M Power.......thanks :) wallah big thanks....can u do the same 2 ma at work :banghead:
7amad....do u have anyone in mind? i mean anyone u wanna kill? i'm ready :crazy:
guys back to the topic!!!
by the way u can win with ur cars guys :crazy: but not with ME :dance:
ENIGMA.com
October 25th, 2004, 08:32 AM
so you hate men right SOFIA??
Leo
October 25th, 2004, 09:21 AM
Chub Ma7achech :blink:
Afffaaaaaaaaaa.......
7amad 26688
October 25th, 2004, 09:23 AM
Afffaaaaaaaaaa.......
:hyper: :hyper:
MaRtPoPeYe
October 25th, 2004, 10:31 AM
:laf: it's :cool:
///M Power
October 25th, 2004, 01:30 PM
right i'm not happy :blink:
///M Power.......thanks :) wallah big thanks....can u do the same 2 ma at work :banghead:
7amad....do u have anyone in mind? i mean anyone u wanna kill? i'm ready :crazy:
guys back to the topic!!!
by the way u can win with ur cars guys :crazy: but not with ME :dance:
3achaaaaaaal :headbang:
7amad 26688
October 25th, 2004, 01:58 PM
3achaaaaaaal :headbang:
:whack:
///M Power
October 25th, 2004, 07:13 PM
:whack:
:blink: choooof bagoolek ent....
:chairs: :chairs:
7amad 26688
October 26th, 2004, 01:21 AM
:blink: :blink:
SOFIA
October 26th, 2004, 11:27 AM
shino?? whats going on??
WAR :uzi: :uzi: :uzi: :uzi: :uzi:
///M Power
October 26th, 2004, 01:15 PM
shino?? whats going on??
WAR :uzi: :uzi: :uzi: :uzi: :uzi:
:blink::blink:
7amad 26688
October 26th, 2004, 02:46 PM
:blink::blink:
:stupid: :stupid:
ENIGMA.com
October 26th, 2004, 04:01 PM
shino?? whats going on??
WAR :uzi: :uzi: :uzi: :uzi: :uzi:
men are from Mars and women are from Venus
Black Z
October 26th, 2004, 05:57 PM
is it me or is this forum getting more like men Vs women stuff...
whats the point of all this...
you all gotta admit... you girls cant live with out us men....and u guys can't live without girls....
So PAAAAAAAAAAleeeeeeeeeeeese....
7amad 26688
October 26th, 2004, 06:03 PM
is it me or is this forum getting more like men Vs women stuff...
you all gotta admit... you girls cant live with out us men....and u guys can't live without girls....
....
:up2:
///M Power
October 26th, 2004, 07:29 PM
:stupid: :stupid:
:damnit: 5al nagulbha raaaad7a....... :headbang:
mrai_dubai
October 26th, 2004, 08:09 PM
is it me or is this forum getting more like men Vs women stuff...
whats the point of all this...
you all gotta admit... you girls cant live with out us men....and u guys can't live without girls....
So PAAAAAAAAAAleeeeeeeeeeeese....
Black Z.....i stand by you...i agree! :apple:
MaRtPoPeYe
October 26th, 2004, 10:10 PM
i agree with u too !!!
ENIGMA.com
October 27th, 2004, 08:12 AM
is it me or is this forum getting more like men Vs women stuff...
whats the point of all this...
you all gotta admit... you girls cant live with out us men....and u guys can't live without girls....
So PAAAAAAAAAAleeeeeeeeeeeese....
FINALLY........................................... .......................
somehow there's something about that post that's making me confused :thinking2
SOFIA
October 27th, 2004, 08:15 AM
well this is so true!!
but when the other SIDE turn to be :nofear: what u will do!!
leave it and GET NEW CAR :grin:
ENIGMA.com
October 27th, 2004, 08:18 AM
well this is so true!!
but when the other SIDE turn to be :nofear: what u will do!!
leave it and GET NEW CAR :grin:
well GET EVEN :nofear:
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