MaRtPoPeYe
October 25th, 2004, 08:33 PM
25 Things to do in the bathroom
1.Stick your hand under the stall and ask your neighbor to borrow a highlighter.
2.Say "Uh oh I knew I shouldnt have put my lips on that!"
3.Cheer and clap loudly everytime someone breaks the silence with a bodily function.
4.Say "Hmmm.....Ive never seen THAT color before!!!"
5.Say "Dang this water is cold!"
6. Grunt and strain loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope from a high place and sigh with relief.
7.Say "Now how did that get here?"
8.Say "Humus, reminds me of humus."
9.Fill a large squirt bottle with Mountain Dew and squirt under stall while shouting "Whoa, easy there!"
10.Say "Interesting...more sinkers than floaters."
11.Spread peanut butter on a piece of toilet paper, kick it under the stall and then ask,"Could you please kick that back?"
12.Say "Come on Mr. Happy,dont fall asleep on me now!"
13.Say "Boy ,that sure looks like a maggot to me!"
14.Say "Darn I knew that drain hole was a little too small, now what am i going to do?"
15.Play music with your butt-cheeks.
16.Before you unroll the toilet paper lay down your Cross Dressers Anonymous letter visible the next stall.
17.Lower a small mirror underneath the stall, make it visible to the other person and say "Peek-a-boo!!"
18.Drop a D-cup bra on the floor and sing "Born Free"
19.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
20.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
21.Start a sing-a-long.
22.Act schizophrenically.
23.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so, ask if they are busy....
24.Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
25.Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
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1.Stick your hand under the stall and ask your neighbor to borrow a highlighter.
2.Say "Uh oh I knew I shouldnt have put my lips on that!"
3.Cheer and clap loudly everytime someone breaks the silence with a bodily function.
4.Say "Hmmm.....Ive never seen THAT color before!!!"
5.Say "Dang this water is cold!"
6. Grunt and strain loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope from a high place and sigh with relief.
7.Say "Now how did that get here?"
8.Say "Humus, reminds me of humus."
9.Fill a large squirt bottle with Mountain Dew and squirt under stall while shouting "Whoa, easy there!"
10.Say "Interesting...more sinkers than floaters."
11.Spread peanut butter on a piece of toilet paper, kick it under the stall and then ask,"Could you please kick that back?"
12.Say "Come on Mr. Happy,dont fall asleep on me now!"
13.Say "Boy ,that sure looks like a maggot to me!"
14.Say "Darn I knew that drain hole was a little too small, now what am i going to do?"
15.Play music with your butt-cheeks.
16.Before you unroll the toilet paper lay down your Cross Dressers Anonymous letter visible the next stall.
17.Lower a small mirror underneath the stall, make it visible to the other person and say "Peek-a-boo!!"
18.Drop a D-cup bra on the floor and sing "Born Free"
19.Pretend to fall in (with appropriate sound effects).
20.Roll Easter Eggs under the doors.
21.Start a sing-a-long.
22.Act schizophrenically.
23.Knock on the doors of occupied stalls and ask if there is anyone in there. If so, ask if they are busy....
24.Masquerade as a door-to-door salesman.
25.Ask loudly "When does the movie start?"
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