v8 killer
November 20th, 2003, 12:43 AM
A lady walks into a pet shop and sees a parrot for sale for $5. Surprised by the low price she asks the man behind the counter why the bird is being sold so cheap.
"Well" he said "the bird has a bit of a history"
"How so?" she says
"He used to live in a Brothel"
"Does he swear?" she asks
"well, not exactly he says
"I'll take him" she says
Later on at home she puts him in a huge beautiful cage with lots of toys and things to amuse him. The bird spends the first 20 mins lokking her up and down with a quizical expression. Finally the bird says -
"You Madam?"
The woman considers this and thinks "no, that's not too bad, at least it's not swearing"
Some time later, the woman's 2 teenage daughters return from school, once again the bird has a quizical expression when he says "You girls?"
The woman explains to her daughters that the bird used to live in a brothel and not to worry, once it has lived with them for a while it will stop asking.
Sometime later, the woman's husband returns home from work. The bird says-
"Hiya Pete"
"Well" he said "the bird has a bit of a history"
"How so?" she says
"He used to live in a Brothel"
"Does he swear?" she asks
"well, not exactly he says
"I'll take him" she says
Later on at home she puts him in a huge beautiful cage with lots of toys and things to amuse him. The bird spends the first 20 mins lokking her up and down with a quizical expression. Finally the bird says -
"You Madam?"
The woman considers this and thinks "no, that's not too bad, at least it's not swearing"
Some time later, the woman's 2 teenage daughters return from school, once again the bird has a quizical expression when he says "You girls?"
The woman explains to her daughters that the bird used to live in a brothel and not to worry, once it has lived with them for a while it will stop asking.
Sometime later, the woman's husband returns home from work. The bird says-
"Hiya Pete"